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Just moved into my new flat with my batshit crazy flatmates. I love them so ^_^
My furnature is more or less in place and I learned that at a pinch you can make pizza bases out of scone dough, "Gay Bar" by Electric Six can and will start a spontaneous gay rave, and that you can never say "for hards bro" enough times.
My furnature is more or less in place and I learned that at a pinch you can make pizza bases out of scone dough, "Gay Bar" by Electric Six can and will start a spontaneous gay rave, and that you can never say "for hards bro" enough times.
Hey look I submitted!
Been ages since I made any submissions, mostly due to the fact I look at my old ones and hate them... But I don't want to delete them off here cos it shows I've gotten better, right?
LOL tits=clicks
Well... so I may not be able to draw well, but this morning i found out that if I upload anything with tits, a penis or both I get more hits than anything else I can put out. Giving it my best and trying to improve my skills, or doodling soft porn and getting views from enraged naruto fans... I just love the general public ^^ so encouraging...
Working at the New World Deli
I have learned a lot of things in the last few months.
1) two oven mits with holes in them is not equal to one oven mit without holes.
2) the three second rule is extended to up to an hour depending on how expensive the product was.
3) a laundry bag stuffed with a tea towel is not equal to an oven mit
4) blunt knives will work if enough brute force is applied, and that way it doesn't even matter which side of the knife you use.
5) gloves and hand washing is for sissies
6) never throw away mouldy, discoloured or smelly bits of meat; they can be saved and served to nasty customers when the need presents itself
7) luncheon sausage never
Thought of Today
Watching crime channel. Whore got raped and then killed her attacker, hid the body. Came to the conclusion that sexually assulting a prostitute isn't rape, it's theft.
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